Constellation of Vogue

theprettygoodgatsby:

my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time

and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”

and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”

like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college

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sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

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nayx:

Why am I awake who summoned me

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dangering:

My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart

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slapping:

now i’m not saying you’re an idiot but everyone else is

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Anonymous asked: how come you aint a model yet???.. or like dole pineapple company ambassador

fineapplepizza:

DOLE PINEAPPLE COMPANY AMBASSADOR

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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