Constellation of Vogue

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

image

(via hi)

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resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

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thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

(via classicandsmart)

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imaginethebutts:

when someone does something bad and you’re the only one who sees

image

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heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

(Source: kaname-madoka, via pizza)

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adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

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hitlersasshole:

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

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pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

(Source: pepprstark, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via fake-mermaid)

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Anonymous asked: Why do you hate rocks

officialunitedstates:

when is the last time you saw a rock pay taxes or join the military

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